matthewsagan:

"hunty" "twink" "turnt" "bae" "dragged" "thot"

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(Source: matthewsagan)

(Source: holmesno)

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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what a fucking loser

samandriel:

covetxvx:

a metaphor of my life

best moment on television. ever.

(Source: falloutdouche)

porcelain-horse-horselain:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

Also while I was waiting in a cab line yesterday I was having a very stressed and frantic phone call and the dudes standing in front of me were laughing about it and then one of them was like “wow you’re having a rough day” in the most recognizable voice ever and that’s when I realized H Jon Benjamin was laughing at my pain

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lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)

denchgang:

amoyed:

hey where my baes at

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