This dealbreaker list is everything

toomuchperfume:

onlinedatingisliterallytheworst:

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

This is amazing. 

I AM a wandering mystery cat.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

(Source: sherlockswift)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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brittnillionaire:

justanotherfangirlpage:

breeannabodybag666:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

omg i want them all.

Can you die from a cuteness overload!?

ahahaaha

brittnillionaire:

justanotherfangirlpage:

breeannabodybag666:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

omg i want them all.

Can you die from a cuteness overload!?

ahahaaha

(Source: masterofthepotato)

attercopter:

psyno:

fcukur:

digbicks:

Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver

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Not all men!

notbecauseofvictories:

prostheticknowledge:

Robotic Spider Dress 

Techno Couture from Anouk Wipprecht, a dress with insect-like robotic limbs which react to the proximity of others

  

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dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

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